Tiger and Me on Oprah ... one day

Almost daily I have strangers telling me I look like Tiger Woods, so on this past Halloween Tuesday, guess who I dressed up as. Though, I doubt the real Tiger would EVER get as fucked up as I did that night. Matter of fact, this entire week has been one drunken episode after another. Would have made 4 a great soap opera. I think I should take a vow of sobriety ... 4 at least a week. Ah, fuck it ... plenty of time 4 that when I'm old.

So, I bid farewell to yet another friend ... I've lost him to the great city of New York ... a city I was supposed to have been living in myself five years ago, but somehow Baltimore got its clutches in me and I never made it. That's 3 friends in 2 months I've lost 2 the Big Apple. Someone remarked today that I would do so much better for myself and my music career in a city like L.A., San Fran or New York ... 2 which my answer has always been and continues 2 be ... if I can't get a good strong following here in B'more, how the hell could I do it anywhere else? Conquer the hometown first, right? Ah, what the hell do I know. Maybe I should follow suit and pack my bags and succumb 2 the allure of Manhattan or L.A.

4 now anyway, I've mapped out a pretty involved plan 4 my music career 4 the next year. I'm going 2 be successful ... so I'll just see where that success lands me. Maybe I'll end up on Oprah with Tiger Woods and he'll showme the right way to grip my club ... & improve my swing while he's at it. Ha!

OK, gotta run ... time 4 Desperate Housewives!

"I need a moment 2 deliberate." - Alanis Morrisette, Uninvited

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